potatocrisp:

why would you ever pick any of the other dialogue choices

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deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”

owlapin:

making a resume when u have no experience 

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instantcupramen:

buttermilkqueen:

money dont grow on trees

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u sure

(Source: beeblejuice)

nerd-do-well:

nerd-do-well:

my mum just came into my room and told me not to look in the freezer…

brb i’m going to go look in the freezer

MUM THAT’S NOT FUNNY.

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(Source: jameswolksarchive)

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

exhists:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

(Source: trait)

gamsee:

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american